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ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 11:35 Wed Feb 17
Breastfeeding on airplanes

I'm almost rock hard the lady sitting next to me is feeding her little one (there's an open seat in between) no view. Last flight some girl with gorgeous tits was doing it in the open.


I like this a wonderful part of life.


What is the best way to ask for a drink? I'm quite thirsty put down 3 pints on my layover.

mashed in maryland 9:46 Fri Feb 19
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Hahahahaha

Classic PDC

norwaytips 8:08 Thu Feb 18
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FMOB, but this is weird. You need some help.

PistonHammered 3:28 Thu Feb 18
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ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 3:45 Thu Feb 18
Im actually a nicer bloke than you all think...........
............Nothing turns me on like a nice pregnant woman or some breastfeeding mmmmmmmmmm thats what I like.





Translation:- "I'm a fucking PERV!"

Toe Rag 3:22 Thu Feb 18
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Fuck my old boots!

i-Ron 3:19 Thu Feb 18
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What a weirdo thread. Along with the other about nicking stories from WHO....you're a right odd ball SON.

Sort your nut out.

The Joker 2:45 Thu Feb 18
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Fucking sex case.

Cheezey Bell-End 12:08 Thu Feb 18
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Ask nice and she might let you change the nappy.

Ridikzappa 11:13 Thu Feb 18
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Creepiest thread of the week.

overbyyer 10:32 Thu Feb 18
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You need to stop tooting vim. You are more random than alphabetti spaghetti.

ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 3:46 Thu Feb 18
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Ricky 12:13 Thu Feb 18


On the first of 2 flights from Boston to PHX the breastfeeder was sat the last row in front of the toilets. And she was feeding two trips back there. Lovely jugs nice and large and in plain sight.



Didn't catch a good glimpse of my friend next to me doing it sadly.

ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 3:45 Thu Feb 18
Re: Breastfeeding on airplanes

Im actually a nicer bloke than you all think.


She was the one more flirty with me than I with her but thats not the point.

(She was a midwife who lives in remote places like Alaska and Africa saving the world and such etc etc.)


At baggage claim when she was struggling carrying her kid and her rucksack and had to pick up a suit case I bought her a push cart for 5 dollars and just gave it to her to help with the bags. Didn't ask for her FB or any contact stuff even though she hinted at it.




Nothing turns me on like a nice pregnant woman or some breastfeeding mmmmmmmmmm thats what I like.

SilverSurfer 1:20 Thu Feb 18
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LondonE3 wrote..
This wanker deserves to meet Stanley.
___________________________________

I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy

LondonE3 12:59 Thu Feb 18
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This wanker deserves to meet Stanley

East Auckland Hammer 12:48 Thu Feb 18
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You disgust me ILPDC.

gph is right, we need to find some way to warn the lady.

Oh no, hang on, this is most likely a complete load of shit.

Takashi Miike 12:46 Thu Feb 18
Re: Breastfeeding on airplanes

great idea regarding 'perve alert'. once button is pressed the 'said perve' is ejected out of the plane from 10,000 ft

Darlo Debs 12:34 Thu Feb 18
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I should probably point out I meant from the point of view of stopping the baby getting the earache... not for the OP to do.

Alfs 12:33 Thu Feb 18
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Ricky 12:13 Thu Feb 18

I think you're missing the fact that the OP pays a LOT of money for these incidents to happen in front of him.

Alfs 12:30 Thu Feb 18
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Ricky 12:13 Thu Feb 18

gph 12:21 Thu Feb 18
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There must be some way to warn this young woman about what's sitting near her...

Can we figure out what flights are in the air, contact the airline and get them to get the captain to issue a perve alert?

Darlo Debs 12:15 Thu Feb 18
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It'd be a good way to prevent that ear popping issue. you get on planes.

Ricky 12:13 Thu Feb 18
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I fly about 8 return journeys a year with work, plus a yearly family hol and a city break.

I have never ever had been in proximity to this, yet it's happened to you in two consecutive flights.

Absolute bullshit Milly, you freaky cunt

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